What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
11.06.2025 18:08
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
What is something you saw while on an airplane that you couldn't believe?
Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Make Nazis afraid again!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
What is the American mobile phone number format?
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
TEXT:
'Strawberry Moon' 2025: June's full moon is about to break an annual record - Live Science
In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
Do most men prefer curvy women or skinny women?
Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Why do atheists want to see God so badly?
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
Do women like men who have slept with many women?
Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
The New Twist In Regeneron's 23andMe Bankruptcy Buyout - Investor's Business Daily
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Study Links Gut Bacteria to MS Risk and Reveals Key Triggers - Neuroscience News
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
What are some examples of a threat to democracy in India?
At least until the peyote kicks in ...